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Chatham Ontario

A city in Ontario that most have never heard of.

Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.

Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.
Sky: "Chatham, what's that?"
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".
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chattable

person A: hey I gtg but I will be chattable later after 10
person B: cool! I'll chat you later
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Chatmance

When two people meet in a chatroom frequently and are engaging in "romantic" talk or seem to be engaging in a romance only within the chatroom.

On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.
I heard that Bobby29 and Sweetbetty are in a Chatmance now!
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Chattacoochie

Razor bumps that appear on a mons pubis of a woman. Her mons pubis area looks similar to the chattahoochee flooring popular around simming pools.
Dang dawg, dat hoe had some real bad chattacoochie down there. It chafed me up real bad.
by marKO BD April 8, 2011
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Chatta

Chatta; meaning is to, Shut the fuck up.
DAMN CAT if you don't CHATTA right now, I'm going to break my foot off in your cat ass.
by Ragde Elyk September 29, 2018
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Chatham

Chatham is a crap dump town located south of Springfield, IL in Central Illinois. Chatham is distinguished from the other shitsvilles in Central Illinois by its being one of the larger crap towns in the region and the home of the Illinois Championship Cow Chip Throw. In Chatham, throwing cow chips is considered a fine art, not backasswards pastime that only hicks indulge in. The inhabitants of Chatham often boast about their cow-chip throwing prowess and wave their shit-covered hands in the air like they just don't care.

One of Chatham's major attractions is the beautiful funeral home that used to be the bowling alley. This landmark underscores how Chatham is an up-an-comer in the mortuary business. The loveliest view of Chatham is in your rear view mirror.
Example 1:

Impressed Visitor to Central Illinois: Are you from Chatham? It looks like you have shit on your hands.
Person with shit on his hands sighs: Thanks for the compliment. No, I was just finished diapering my son.

Example 2:
Impressed Visitor: Holy cow! That isn't a funeral home that used to be a bowling alley, is it? Why can't my town have one of those?
Chatham Resident: Well, when your residents stop wanting to be entertained & start wanting to die, you'll get your ex-bowling alley funeral home too.
Impressed Visitor: I guess New York doesn't have everything.
by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
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Chattahoochee Impact Driver

When you're laying some pipe in the bedroom and you begin to forward thrust and spin yourself on your penis with a strong sudden rotational force (like that of a break dancer). This force can allow you to spin hands free like an impact drill going out of control.
You gotta give her the old Chattahoochee Impact Driver if you want to get a second date.
by Kakophony May 20, 2020
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