Dirty Cantos

The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.

The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".

by Anonymously submitted October 11, 2006

oye mi canto

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!

oye mi canto = listen to my singing


aprende español y despues traduci ok?!

by La Morocha September 21, 2005

cantona

Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance

Known as King eric

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Canton Kiss

After having very intimate sex, you then poop and ejaculate into a bowl and mix it together. After mixing the two together, you must kiss until the other pukes into the other persons mouth.

Kim and I did a Canton Kiss, I won!

by Cats with Condoms November 8, 2014

canto

definition short for cantonese

personA: so what language do you speak?
personB: canto.
personA: oOo. gung hay fat choy!
personB: ...=,=" poke guy.

by Michii May 13, 2005

Chanjob

The art of stimulation of the penile region by one or both hands. Most commonly performed at parties by drunk girls.

Hey, i just got a chanjob form that chick that got wasted from one shot.

by butt "rupture" butterson January 18, 2009

changover

The ridiculously horrible hangover from drinking chang beer, a local beer in thailand. rumored to have formaldehyde, drink this and you shall live on forever..

Holy shit my head is killing me. This is the worst changover i've had since i've been in thailand.

by leeinthailand June 28, 2007