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chandelearrings

Ridiculously overlarge earrings which resemble chandeliers.
Those chandelearrings must weigh a ton! And how does she keep her hair from getting tangled in them?
by Tubaking January 3, 2008
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chandeliering

The term describes when a minor comment or conflict triggers a pain so great that we “jump as high as the chandelier” with our emotional response. Some examples are road rage or even losing it at a sporting event.
He is totally chandeliering about your calling his team a loser.
by Neniwhite April 29, 2016
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Chandelier

When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.
"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."
by reaganstump March 2, 2017
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Chandelier

To cum across the eyebrows, leaving it to hang over the eyes.
"She said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a chandelier"
by ( * ) August 1, 2017
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Swahili Chandelier

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.
"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
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Beaver Chandelier

A long and ornate piece of jewelry that hangs from a pierced naval, resembling a chandelier illuminating a beaver
Frankie, I know for sure we could have hooked up with that Tramp we met last night, she had a Beaver Chandelier showing us the way!
by Turf Club Tom June 3, 2007
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Crystal Chandelier

When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.
Booby Sue didn't want to swallow so Ryan gave her a Crystal Chandelier instead.
by schadenfrude May 31, 2009
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