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Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Chamorro

1. The native language of Guam.
2. A native of Guam.
"Hafa A'dai" is a greeting in Chamorro.

Yea bro, that's how we Chamorros barbecue, bro.
by shellerocks. June 24, 2005
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Chamorro

An indigenous Pacific Ocean group and culture from the Mariana Islands. The Mariana Islands are politically divided between Guam and The Northern Mariana Islands. The Chamorros have been depicted as being Filipinos but this has proven to be untrue culturally and genetically. The Chamorros are a distinct cultural and linguistic group seperate from other Pacific Island groups, e.g. Hawai'ians, and Asian groups, e.g. Filipinos. The next closest language related to Chamorro is a "distant cousin" language from the Toraja Cluster of Celebes, Indonesia.

Chamorro is also spelled Chamoru.
A: Are you Guamanian or Chamorro?
B: I'm both.
A: How's that?
B: Guamanians are Chamorros from the island of Guam and not from the Northern Mariana Islands. If I were from the Northern Mariana Islands then I would be a Chamorro, but not a Guamanian.
by urban munky December 5, 2007
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Chaeyoung

The best rapper on earth (if you disagree fight me😘)
Chaeyoung
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Charmonious

(n) char-mo-ni-um, A coincidence that seems fatalistic or "meant to be." When something happens that is so strange, that it can't just be a coincidence. A sort of Serendipity.

Background: in physics, Charmonium is any of various elementary particles consisting of a charm quark and an antiquark.
a bound state of the subatomic particle J/ψ. Its discovery was made independently by two research groups, one at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center, headed by Burton Richter, and one at the Brookhaven National Laboratory, headed by Samuel Ting at MIT. They accidentally discovered they had found the same particle, and both announced their discoveries on 11 November 1974.
"I just had the most charmonious experience! I was just thinking about you, then our song came on the radio and you called me before I got a chance to call you!"
by BlunderBard June 26, 2009
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Charmont

A particularly snooty way of saying charming.
Darling, your dress is simply charmont!
by Mona2006 December 10, 2020
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chaelotte

Hmm why did you type this. You tried to type “Charlotte” BUT FAILED!
Sister 1: Why is Her name “Charlotte”?
Sister 2: No, It’s Chaelotte.
by Alyssas pickyyy May 22, 2021
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