chad 

Chapped Hole And Dick.

Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!

chad by KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN July 20, 2008

Chad 

N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!

Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"

Chad by Elizabitch:) May 10, 2009

chad 

(noun) the dirrect opposite of a chode. it is a dick that is long and skinny.
(adj) to describe something (usualy a person) who is extremely tall and skinny

Mary loves chads because she can put them in her mouth better than a fat chode

Check out that Chad over there, hes so skinny and lanky I could break him over my knee

chad by Davebrochill July 1, 2007

Chad 

Chad is a human but like the definitions say he is kind of a ball sack and also is porn ridden

Chad why r u calling me a SUS

Chad by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019

Chad 

A man with the unfortunacy of being named after your neighborhood redneck and a depressed country in Africa :(

Person 1: Poor Chad
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he’s named after Chad Dinkleberry

Chad by Lionsfan22 April 26, 2019

Chad 

When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it

Man 1: What do you do on the weekend?
Man 2: I did a Chad

Chad by man_goo July 19, 2010

Chad 

a dick

Everyone: Chad is a dick

Chad by the only true Descendants fan November 10, 2019