Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

daisy chaining

British teenagers engaging in a form of group sex The practice involves teenagers going to each others' homes to engage in sex with multiple partners.

I'm going to Susie's house to daisy chain with a bunch of British chicks.

by hdgkdhgkjd May 2, 2005

channing

a verb meaning cutting up your food and then blowing on it

to chan, channed, channing

Lisa: OMG yesterday I was channing my food and it dropped on the floor
Steve: Jesus, sucks, channing is a fine art and is difficult to master
Lisa: Tell me about it. Oh well, better than having a burnt tongue or something
Steve: True, true.

by masterchan May 16, 2009

Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011

Gold Chaining

Gold chaining is the term used to describe the activity of talking up one of the boys to a person of the opposite sex. Gold chaining put simply is "the act of talking up one of the boys therefore increasing his chances of impressing a person of the opposite sex" one can also gold chain himself, this is only effective when the object can subtly but surely make himself known as a 'boss dog'.

"Who is he and what does he do?"
"Oh that's just Stevie, he's just a mate. He taught Tiger Woods how to play golf, it was all him"
That's perfect Gold Chaining!!

by Iwik Naibaf November 1, 2011

channing tatum

Actor who appeared in movies such as Coach Carter, She's The Man, and Step Up. As sad as this makes me, Channing is bisexual, and said he has been in relationships with men before.

Did you see that new movie Step Up? Channing Tatum is in it.

by Alexxi August 21, 2006

Bald Channing

A Meme of a bald guy named channing also means has no brain or senseless

You are a bald channing

by Meme Enthusiist October 23, 2023