Champo

1. The biggest chad you will ever meet.
2. Big boy in charge of the school.
3. A chad who runs the school, and lurks everywhere.
4. Someone who likes kids, so he watches and follows them.

Person: Oh no, watch out! It's Champo!

Champo: Ah, boys.

by Brother-Fudger August 4, 2019

Champloo

Champloo, also spelled Champuru, is an Okinawa word meaning "mixed up" or "stirred together".

samurai champloo used it to blend together hip hop themes with traditional japanese customs.

by turntable junkie May 13, 2006

Champong

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...

Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"

by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009

Lurgan Champagne

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

champagne problems

champagne problems is the second track on Taylor swift’s album evermore. It’s a song where longtime college sweethearts had very different plans for the same night, one to end it all and one who brought a ring. This song shows how the girl deals with mental issues which she describes as champagne problems and she sings about how she left her lover standing and turned him down when he proposed. She is sure that the boy will find the right girl someday and that girl will never leave him standing like she did, that girl will patch up his tapestry which she shred. She is sure that someday he’ll marry that girl and he won’t remember her and her champagne problems. Lyrics like: ,,This dorm was once a madhouse” I made a joke “well it’s made for me”

Show that she gave him hints about her mental illness and she joked about it in order to deal with it- to hide all her champagne problems.

When you’re listening to champagne problems you’ll feel it, you’ll feel the sadness, the pain and the lost love and lost hope . You’ll feel just like you experienced the same because Taylor swift ,my dear, is the best songwriter of our generation and makes me want to experience such a heartbreak too. Also the piano played by William Bowery (😉)makes you feel even more pain and makes you feel like that pain will last for evermore but it doesn’t, unless you listen to champagne problems on repeat- like me, I’m in pain but I love it.

Girl : I have champagne problems

Boy :you mean the song by Taylor swift?

Girl: no I mean I have champagne problems

Boy: so the song is really good isn’t it ?

Girl: ...yeah...it is

by Fairy21core January 10, 2021

Champaggin

A mispronounced word used by Zapp Brannigan in the Love's Labours Lost in Space episode of Futurama.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the champaggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!

by Urban_buzz August 6, 2011

Champion Chimney Sweep

To have crazy, vigorous sex with someone from or within the Greater Sacramento Area.

"You Champion Chimney Swept my friend!"

A: Where are Tom and Sarah?
B: Oh, they're in the back room Champion Chimney Sweeping.
A:Grosssss

by Champion Chimney Sweep March 19, 2010