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cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021
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cervical mucous

A clinical term for vaginal cum- it is a white, viscous ejaculation followed by a good roll in the hay. Known for its unique scent and being hard to swallow.
You've got cervical mucous all over your face.
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cerviel

Cerviel is a night elf that dwells in the hiltops of teldrassil. He lures little kids into his den. Only 3 kids have escaped from Cerviels grasp. Zanarkend Plouks and Grib. They are all mentally retarded
Run away from that cerviel!
by kev1n2 August 23, 2006
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cervical mulligan

Termination of pregnancy and expulsion of an embryo or of a fetus that is incapable of survival. (informal)
That bitch didn't mean to get knocked up, so she decided to take a cervical mulligan.
by Andy July 4, 2003
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Cervied

The act of vetoing any information that comes from anyone else.

Outside information is deemed "useless".

Generally, the information originally supplied was much better than the information added after being vetoed.
I had this GREAT idea the other day, but I was cervied and now it's doomed to fail.
by Vince February 11, 2005
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cervicovertibral-pop

noun, the act of moving head rapidly so as to generate a popping sound, similar to popping or cracking of hands.
The silence of the room was disturbed by the cervicovertibral-pop of one of the examinees.
by I_am_not_JRRTolkien January 14, 2015
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Cerixus

A wealthy man who buys up men bigger than himself. Resting on the laurels of fortune to propel him into international fame as a philanthronaire.
Doug was a whizz with dreamweaver, so Cerixus bought him up.
by NotMist September 16, 2020
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