If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.
Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
Get the Celibate mug.There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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(1) Not purchasing or consuming any products dat are packaged in crinkly clear shrink-wrap plastic.
(2) Abstaining from crumpling said crispy flex-film to make an annoying racket for anyone else within earshot.
(1) Not purchasing or consuming any products dat are packaged in crinkly clear shrink-wrap plastic.
(2) Abstaining from crumpling said crispy flex-film to make an annoying racket for anyone else within earshot.
Remaining cellobate may indeed be doubly difficult in dat you are sorrowfully giving up both packaging-convenience and da uproarious fun of irritating everyone else wif your "loudly crackling fire" sound effects; however, there is da somewhat-helpful "out of sight, out of mind" situation there, in dat if you don't permit yourself access to any items dat are wrapped in "snappy and poppy" protective sleeving, this will also mean dat you probably won't have much if any of said "noisy" material lying around after unsealing store-bought wares, either, and so you will be less able to conveniently access it for selfish auditory pleasures, as well.
by QuacksO April 22, 2022
Get the cellobate mug.n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.
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Get the collinate mug.Cultivated Carelessness is a pretentious appearance developed by some so-called creative people engaged in Literary, Visual, and Performing Arts. They think of themselves as a bit of a bohemian but are shrewd and diplomatic from the inside.
Before joining an advertising agency, Ajit adopted cultivated carelessness; he grew up beard and hair along with the most weird attires to project himself a copywriter.
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Get the Cultivated Carelessness mug.A celibate partnership is a romantic relationship lacking sexual activity. It is typically used to describe a same-sex couple who live out a traditional Christian ethos.
Every celibate partnership differs in terms of sleeping arrangements and showing affection, but the common thread is that sex is avoided.
Every celibate partnership differs in terms of sleeping arrangements and showing affection, but the common thread is that sex is avoided.
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