Catnipped

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018

catnip faygo

epic cool person/parent of two beautiful furbys

ghandi or someone: hey god what’s your fav creation

god: gotta be catnip faygo famed owner of cavendish and faygo

by chthonicGraverobber February 22, 2022

midnight catapult

When you are doing a chick doggystyle, you aim yourself so your back is to an open window. As soon as you finish, roll backwards and throw her out the window.

That bitch was given me shit yesterday, so I gave her the midnight catapult.

by chimmey April 2, 2008

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

by Cusween December 15, 2018

catnip

crack for cats

-"dude, what's up with your cat?"
-"Oh, he's just high off that catnip I got him"

by harvey45 January 2, 2009

Catapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of the apostrophe.

I saw several catapostrophes today, including:
Bermuda is well-know for it's fine weather.
New Jersey Potatoe's.
Video's for hire.

by Richard English October 26, 2009

Full of catnip

Getting all the pussy

Mark: hey melvin your full of cat nip

Melvin:whys that

Mark: because you get all the pussy

Full of catnip

by Niqqa November 5, 2014