Cantoron

n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)

Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?

by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

super sneaky castro

When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.

My girl gets so hot when I give her a super sneaky castro.

by Kittyteaser69 January 7, 2017

Castrate

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.

I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.

by Joseph September 18, 2004

castrated

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

by Shib May 14, 2002

castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.

I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.

by Zkilla February 2, 2006