Castenitis

A disease that transforms you into a North American Yeti. A North American Yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. They live in North America (duh!) and really like the Chicago Bears. They also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. They have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.

"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"

"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

Castanets

Hand held device used in flamenco dancing to make a tapping sound.

Flamenco dancers use their castanets to tap along with the music.

by controltouchmaster February 27, 2010

Caston horn

The average person with balls the size of BOWLING BALLS.

Caston horn has bowling balls

by Toastersrule27 May 1, 2022

Spam castanet

slang term for vagina

I wouldn't mind banging her spam castanet

by wingedmarsupial April 5, 2011

blab casting

Using any form of social media to spread stupidity to as many ignorant and gullible people as possible.

I'm so tired of liberal elites blab casting their bullshit to their idiot fans.

by Josie728 January 22, 2017

Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.

When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.

by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017

Bait Casting

When a male flicks his penis like a fishing rod dislodgeing the rest of the pearl jam onto the small dimples on the back of a consensual female after banging her from behind

Uric was bait casting like a combination of Bill Dance and (Legends of the Fall) Brad Pitt in a mosh pitt with Rosie O Donnel , Nancy Pelosi, and Margaret Thatcher twerking.

by Willyd13 November 14, 2021