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catholic accident

The child caboose in a (roman) catholic family, generally several to many older siblings, normally younger by as many as five years or more. Most know the Church is vehemently against abortion (duh), but it also highly disapproves of birth control, as well. This makes the likelihood of accidental / unplanned births among the most devout families almost an inevitability.
In the O'Callahan family of Medford, there are six children : Mary, Patrick, the identical twins Rory and Maile, Kathleen, and Kevin. Did I forget someone ? Oh, yes, a seventh - Edward, called Teddy by everyone else, although the twins jokingly refer to him as John Thomas behind his back as he is seven years (!) behind the next youngest sibling. Teddy is the caboose of the family, or more appropriately, the Catholic Accident, as his birth was something of a surprise (i.e., unplanned).
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Catholic School

Hell on Earth. Run while you still can
Gary: Aw dude it really sucks that you go to Catholic school. That's such a hellhole
Ren: I know dude! It draws so much attention away from my Satanic rituals!
Gary:...
Gary: Wanna make out in the church?
Ren: Hell yes
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catholic priest

A word for which the acronym is CP.
That catholic priest was watching CP on his PC
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Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...
Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
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Cape Catholic

A person who olny attends church on four holidays Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, and Easter!
Eg.

What religon are you?
I am a Cape Catholic.
by Bong Hitz Crew December 7, 2010
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serra catholic

I would hate to go to Serra catholic.
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