Carrot

What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis

There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it

by Hooligan JB April 11, 2015

Carroting

A woman having Sexual pleasure with the use of a carrot.

Nika B. :"Have you ever tried carroting? "
Paula V. :" Nah, what's that?

Nika B. :"Oh, that shoving a carrot into your pussy, it's real good! "
Paula V. :" Well there is only one way to find out if it's good"

by Carrot man111 January 6, 2017

carrots

Plural for carrot.

Carrots are the roots of a dill-like plant which originated from what is now known as Afghanistan. The natural pigment of carrots are red, black, purple, white, and yellow. The familiar orange pigment is actually a Dutch hybrid of the red and yellow carrots.

The carrot cake my mom baked was absolutely delicious.

by AYB February 23, 2003

carrot

singular for carrots.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Carrot

An Oompa Loompa wanted to look cool for Willy Wonka so he dyed his hair green but decided OOH I WANNA BE VEGAN so he ate too many potatoes and became a carrot. The end

Oh, their goes Willy Wonkas carrot, eww he tastes too salty for my liking.

by Skidaddle Skidoodle man dude April 17, 2019

carrot

Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.

Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.

by George W. Bush June 23, 2003

carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by paulk6532 July 30, 2008