Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012

cant be arsed

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Canterbury Scene

A sub category of progressive rock started by the band The Wilde Flowers. Members of this band went on to form Caravan and The Soft Machine. The style of music mixes whimsical psychadelia with jazz inspired improvisation.

In the Land of Grey and Pink is a great Canterbury Scene album.

by The Ryan May 30, 2006

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

cant be arsed

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

by Alex February 13, 2004

Cantabridgian

Someone who lives in Cambridge Massachusetts. As a rule, someone who is far less cool and culturally relevant then they think they are.

Person 1: I love Boston!

Person 2: Have you ever been there?

Person 1: No, but everything remotely intelligent and hip about Boston is actually in Cambridge.

Person 2: Oh right, your a Cantabridgian.

by A100NZ July 2, 2008

canteen grenade

a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!

"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."

"Damn."

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008