Carnegie Abbey

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

carpet lake

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.

"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

Carney

A Carney is someone who specializes in tricky business. Usually a cash business without refund. Intention of selling something you don't really need. Who will overlook safety of the Carnival rides in order to make a buck. A person who is only qualification is to lie, cheat and steel from anyone who will be taken advantage of. Scum of this earth. Usually having poor hygiene. A disrespectful person who have nothing to actually be happy about. A person who has no real friends.

This ferris wheel is fine! We just had it fixed three years ago from another unqualified Carney. We need to make money, who cares about safety. Freak accidents happen! Hahaha!

by Smart 13 February 16, 2015

carne asada

the Mexican version of a BBQ where they will generally cook a flank cut of steak with tortillas, cheese, guacamole, salsa, etc.

in general terms, carne asada is a seasoned piece of think meat...used in tacos and many other mexican dishes

Hey we're gonna have a carne asada on Saturday at my place around 8:00. Hope you can make it!

I'll have the tacos de carne asada.

by Ali B July 13, 2006

Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

by maricalamari January 4, 2015