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Carl

Carl is the type of guy that treats his girl like a princess!! all Carl is a guy that is always handsome, Loves excitement and travel. and new things!! Carl is a man that all girls want, his way through life is creative

intelligent, great lover, sexy, humble!!

He Always has a SUPER DICK, you never know until you see and try. And just fall in love with CARL!!

Man of unpatrolled sexiness! Can pull women in his sleep!

If you have a carl , you are lucky just enjoy HIM!!
If you have a carl , you are lucky!! Just enjoy HIM!!
I am Dating CARL!!
by LOLko065 November 8, 2018
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Carl

Usually a name given to people with small genitals, A "Carl" is somebody who scrumps for a living and enjoys the smell of his own farts
Danny: Dude you farted
Chris: I know, I Carl'd it
by Pete R Harris August 19, 2009
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Carl

Carl is pretty much a variable, and can mean almost anything.
1. a huge spiral crap in the toilet
2. taking a huge crap in the toilet
3. flirting with girls or guys
4. expressing great disgust
5. expresses great surprise
1. Go check out this Carl that i just laid in the toilet!
2. -Where is Mike?
-Oh he is Carling in the bathroom!
3. Tonight I am going to carl with my girlfriend at her house.
4. That was so much carl that I Natho couldn't eat that whole turkey neck! I paid to see that!
5. Oh my carl, did you see that?!?!
by Turkey neck September 9, 2006
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a carl

I was such a Carl last night when I banged Dylan’s girlfriend.
by Kadash October 12, 2018
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Carl

To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed
"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"
by aaaaaaron July 9, 2007
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Carl

the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.
Carl is a wittle boii
by kunz_swodey March 5, 2019
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Carl

A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.
Carl got a new baby sling. It’s got a place for the baby’s bottle and for his.
by Channing May 30, 2018
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