Cardington

A one horse town. Typically full of beutiful cowgirls, with extremly round badonkadonks.

Guy 1: Wow did you see that girl.
Guy 2: Yeah that cardington was one hot babe!!!!!

by dampiano June 20, 2008

Curdling

When a girl is on the verge of having cottage cheese thighs. This condition typically develops in the early 20's due to college drinking and a lack of exercice because she has "always been skinny."

"I need to hit that soon cause that chick is curdling"

by Nimrod Wildfire September 24, 2011

Curdling

"The great melting pot of sex"

Mixing and inserting semen from condoms of past lovers into the vagina with the intent to impregnate oneself without knowledge of who the father will be

"I tried curdling 9 months ago and now have a beautiful mystery bundle!"

by your dead great-grandmother May 16, 2019

Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.

"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)

by kevside January 23, 2006

Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3

Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.

by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013

curdling

The act of manually stimulating a man so rapidly that he ejaculates while still flaccid. The stimulator then backhands the receiver, leaving a mustache of semen—“Curdled!”

That curdling last night left me flabbergasted!

by Curdler August 31, 2010

carling

originaly marketed in the uk as a canadian(briefly and dubiously) lager brand with the after tag of black label.Has out lasted the rest of the early cheap and nasty lager brands due only to marketing. Tastes of tin if it comes in one or not.If ever the addage of tip it straight into the toilet and save your self the trouble, was ,it applies to this stuff!

carling ? got ANYTHING else?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008