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Caireen is the best mother, girlfriend, wife, and loyal friend you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Wildly interesting and never judgemental- she is one in a million! Caireen plays down her beauty and has a magnetic quality that draws children, men and women. She is fiercely loyal and chooses to have only quality people in her inner circle. Hands down one of the best women you will ever meet.
Caireen is a funny, feisty, warrior that is incredibly witty and wise.
by Laughinlor February 3, 2018
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Cape Coral Idiot

A person who buys $12,000 worth of Home Depot cards hoping to earn points with his boss. This person is too dumb to realize that it is not his boss asking him to purchase the cards. He then is so dumb as to scratch and take pictures of the pin numbers to send to his "boss".
Wayne is such a Cape Coral Idiot. I cannot believe he could be so stupid.
by Bootstrap & Queso November 16, 2018
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Camren Romance

A forbidden romance, usually between two best friends or band members. Comprised of lots of secret glances, touches and hand holding. They want to wake up beside each other everyday and do normal couple things but they can’t because of other people in their lives. Bonus points if they constantly send each other indirects on Twitter and follow each others crew on Instagram.
Person 1: OMG did you see Harry and Louis at lunch today!? They looked so in love!

Person 2: Yeah they have a Camren Romance because their parents are homophobic.
by /u/aids-lizard February 19, 2019
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Nape Cape

1. noun: a lengthy, often thin, semi-circumnavigational protrusion of hair with its apex at the mid- to lower-sides-and-back of the head (usually just above the ears) which successfully covers the the nape of the neck. Must occur in conjunction with a failure or disregard for the growth of hair on top of the head (i.e. the dome of the head must be "chrome").

Coupled with the "neard" to seriously great effect.

2. noun: a piece of fabric or leather fashioned in such a way as to imitate the action of the nape cape hairstyle; usually used in lieu of actual hair growth, but it may also be superimposed over one's existing, weak, or burgeoning nape cape.
1. Not only was U.S. representative Horace Greeley (1811-1872) known to avidly sport a neard, but he was able to couple this look with the equally popular hairstyle of the nape cape, amounting to a statement of stunning, if not revolutionary, disregard for personal appearance and common sense.

2. In a weak attempt to further the disengagement of the American Colonies from British Rule, Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) suggested during a lull at the fourteenth meeting of the Second Continental Congress that United States officials, representatives, and citizens reject the popular "powdered wig" fashion trend of the British, and instead adopt a wig fashioned closer to his own personal hairstyle of the nape cape. Though initially hailed as a brilliant appeal to the spirit of a new American identity, the artificial nape cape only became popular among a few delegates of the Second Continental Congress before it was declared "just silly" and forgotten before ever truly reaching the American public.

After an entire chapter was dedicated to the underlying "Hegelian Spirit" of Benjamin Franklin's unprecedented adjuration of the artificial nape cape in Dr. David Blaine's 1987 publication of "Hair Wars: The Derelict Import of Pelage Stylings in the Pre-Post-Enlightenment Insurgencies of the Occident", the artificial nape-cape was resurrected as a politico-fashion statement among Conservative and Libertarian intellectuals and pseudo-intellectuals during the late 1980's to mid 1990's.
by Spark Mandrill, Ph. D March 11, 2012
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skull cape

A reckneck hair style that is primarily found in the southern states, but not limited to. Generally worn by men, but not limited to. It is bald on top and "cape" in back ( or mullet ).
Cleovis has dad blame killer skull cape!
by Lil' Bit'r April 14, 2017
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Drink the cape off St. Paul.

Irish slang for someone who has the ability to partake in a large amount of drinking
I know I can drink a lot and often guzzle down bottles of prosecco out of Mcdonalds cups whilst sitting on town benches, but this guy I know can Drink the cape off St. Paul.
by Boumf January 10, 2017
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caper

Older slang defining some sort of shady activity; usually illegal. shenanigans.
So tell us out the caper, boss.
by taylor October 4, 2003
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