handi-capped

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled

I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.

by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010

Snow Capped Rocky

When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.

Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!

by swaglicious August 28, 2016

bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007

screen capped

After you do a "screen capture" of a picture or a still of a video, you have in a sense "screen capped" it.

Note: I'm not sure of the best way to spell it, I'm going with the version of "Screen Capping" that has previously been submitted.

I saw this random picture that was in a music video that didn't have images instead of a story with real people. I "screen capped" it to send to you for you to see.

by TimLG June 9, 2014

H-capped

Hanicapped

I can't do my work im H-capped

by Zookie January 5, 2007

jimmy capped

The act of an outside source contacting the tip of one's penis, rather than one's testicles, providing a different kind of 'stinging' pain.

I went to go catwhack Jeff but i missed and instead jimmy capped his ass.

I got jimmy capped by a flying puck while playing street hockey.

by Linkage September 9, 2006

Menty-capped

It is replacing the derogatory word RETARDED. Only because of liberal pricks that cant mind there own business and think that they have to baby everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE that mofo so menty-capped!!!!! YOU where so menty-capped last night!!!!! I FUCKED her so hard it was menty-capped!!!!!

by Dude2121 May 31, 2011