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Creepy Caterpillars

A Creepy Caterpillar is a little mangy fucker that goes right for the knee caps.they hunt in packs of 3 and half.You can tell if it’s a creepy caterpillar by there yodeling scream of our agony.They are also quite hairy and are usually a pasty skin color.
Guy 1:Did you see those Creepy Caterpillars over there?

Guy 2 :bruh those were ladies .

Guy 1: Creepy Caterpillars are pasty hairy and mangy..those were Creepy Caterpillars.
by Zangybangy851191 August 21, 2019
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Spicy Caterpillar

When a girl sucks hot sauce off a hairy boner.
I gave her my spicy caterpillar last night and she cried.
by Thewhitechild January 17, 2022
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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full as a caterpillars sock drawer

I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer
by legseleven December 6, 2013
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Vegas Caterpillar

The act of doing the worm on top of your partner thus resulting in rough and painful intercourse
After the Vegas Caterpillar I gave her she slipped into a comma.
by MY76FSJ March 16, 2011
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Angry caterpillar

When you secretly cum on a woman’s pillow and when she wakes up her eyelashes are stuck to the pillow.
Dood: my girlfriend was so mad when her eyelashes were stuck to the pillow this morning.
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!
by GrannyPunanny October 29, 2018
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to caterpillar

Eating like a caterpillar. It's basically eating a lot and just the good stuff in constant search for more and or better food.
"Hey Steve, I heard your wife is pregnant."
"Yeah that's right George, she is so hungry, that she has to caterpillar through the whole kitchen."
by K-Star Funk January 26, 2021
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