cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

Cane Bay High

also known as Lame Bay. Most of the students are older than the teachers, and no one gives a shit anymore. Don't mention that stupid rock, its a sore spot for them. Whenever cane bay students aren't stealing from the vending machines, they're probably sleeping. if you're lucky, sometimes the B.O. will fade and you'll smell a slight nutty odor emitting from the 200 hallway. no one questions it anymore. Cane bay students often choose to waddle instead of walk, due to the huge egos stuck up their butts.

"Oh my God is that bigfoot?"
"No, that's just the average Cane Bay High student"

by suckersvilleSC October 19, 2021

Cane-slap

To smack someone with a cane, especially in the face. An action almost exclusive to old people who rely on such items.

"Ha ha!!! You just got cane-slapped!"

by Eriks February 2, 2006

Cane Rapist

One who dresses in an old timey way, ussually in a bowler derby hat, that looks like he is going to rape you.

"Did you see Joe at the party?"

"Yeah, he looked like a cane rapist in that bowler derby hat!"

by Starsmoker July 17, 2010

Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.

Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.

by Jubal1 April 20, 2009

Cane Ridge High School

The Ridge: noun.
A public place where students act "hard"
A public place where there are some amazing teachers.
Mr. George, Mr. Redmond, Mrs. Armstrong
A public school out in Antioch.
A place where Mrs. Wall stated "We're not Hard We are Suburban"
A public place where our campus security is constantly changed...
Cane ridge. Home Of the Rising Ravens.

Yo..? You hear about the cherry bomb that blew up in Caneridge High School??

I'm going to graduate at Cane Ridge High School!

by WizKhalifaaa November 13, 2011

Cane Fu

A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.

Beatirce Middleton had to employ Cane Fu when the neighbor's dog got surly.

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 19, 2010