crandog

One who is exceptionally well at being bad at things

Elinas is good at being a crandog.

by Tarkus96 January 5, 2018

Candolini

A short person known for the legs of a midget and the torso of a regular person and for saying "everythings coming up cando". Avid Michael Vick fans

Did you see that "Candolini" over there?

by Lepprachaun December 15, 2009

catdog

The biggest piece of shit television cartoon that ever existed about a creature that's half dog and half cat. The father (dog) wanted a dog, and the mother (cat) wanted a cat...as if it's hard to figure to have fucking twins. The "humor" is totally dark, negative, and have no funny qualitites whatsoever.

Catdog is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever exist on television.

by Zeeky H. Bomb April 4, 2005

Candor

One of the five factions in the divergent books (I refuse to acknowledge the movies) in which people always tell the truth and wear black and white

Candor is one of the factions Tris did not consider joining.

by Frosty the Snowballman June 20, 2018

catdog

a woman who looks so ugly that you would think it is a man.

What an ugly catdog!

by Jabu May 12, 2003

carndog

a guy who always likes girls, but some how ends up with a giant black chode in his mouth, Also frequently ends up with jizz in his ears.

mike carney is such a carndog.

by katie kertroski November 4, 2006

Candor

ONE KICKASS TOWN in UPSTATE NEW YORK!

I WANNA GO to CANDOR!

by paintballingfool December 17, 2003