A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.
"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."
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Get the Carpal bunghole mug.n. A condition very like carpal tunnel syndrome, occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist due to too many hours of obsessive Guitar Hero play.
Honey, I'd love to vacuum our living room, but I have carpal hero syndrome from sneaking out of bed at 3am to practice Guitar Hero. Sorry.
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