Pussy Calamity

A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.

Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.

by Nodim October 24, 2007

Calamity

A very gay kid, That listens to pussy punk rock and posts at SilentAggression.net

That calamity, He sure is gay

by Calamity'sMyHoe April 14, 2005

Calantha

A whore who tried to replace George in #bobandgeorge...

* You were kicked by Calantha (Flood)

by first or last December 29, 2003

Spammity Calamity!

A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.

A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.

by Spammity Calamity! August 30, 2005

calamity james

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

Calamity

The brother of Roofie and a close ally, Calamity has been the victor of many battles he has never lost. There was a time where Roofie and Calamity arm wrestled and broke their way in the core of the earth, they came back out with coats on because how cold the middle was.

Calamity just ripped Thor’s head off!!

by The God Roofie February 26, 2019

Calanctus

n.
1. A term of strong endearment; the highest compliment.
2. The great person who ever lived; the ruler of the world.

His greatness was like unto Calanctus.

by pr0fessor February 8, 2003