Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024
Get the calamari tugboatmug. The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
Get the Urban Calamarimug. Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised
by Cloey money June 8, 2018
Get the calamari guymug. When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
Get the The Calamarimug. Foreskins of circumcised people.
An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
Get the Desert Calamarimug. The circumcised foreskin
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023
Get the Forbidden Calamarimug. by Ben Percey July 7, 2022
Get the Reverse calamarimug.