The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
by Calymary July 30, 2021
by kiiscool123 January 14, 2021
The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
by Humpabalooshka October 28, 2022
When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017