Caffeine Major

(n): a college major, the pursuit of which requires copious amounts of work and lack of sleep.

Architecture, Mechanical Engineering, Computer Science are examples of caffeine majors.

by orient666 May 17, 2010

Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.

1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"

by stef22 June 4, 2013

Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018

caffeining up

Drinking one cup of caffeine after the other to keep yourself awake to survive a long day at work.

Komal has been caffeining up all day.

Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.

by yogapranam March 16, 2014

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

Caffeined

Energized , wide awake

I'm all Caffeined up for school.

by FirmaFitz July 23, 2015

caffeinism

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

by Slentz42 July 13, 2017