Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

rawheaded cyclops

(n.)1. the opening at the tip of a penis.2. penis hole.

you drive like a rawheaded cyclops!

(must be on bicycle, arm and middle finger fully extended.)

by emmmarrr May 31, 2016

White Cyclops

When you are doing a girl/boy and you rub dirt on one half of her face. Then you ejaculate on the other have of her face.

She finally let my do the White Cyclops to her.

by J Orgasm June 20, 2017

cyclops titty

One large, single nippled titty that protrudes from the middle of a woman's breastplate. Females with this condition must get special bras tailored for they're mammoth mammary or opt to not wear one at all.

Dan: So I took this girl out right.

Laur: Nice.

Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.

Laur: Mhmm

Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.

Laur: Go on...

Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.

Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?

Dan: Nah I fucked her.

by B_Nuk$ January 2, 2010

Cyclops Tit

Two tits stapled together by the nipple.

I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.

by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011

Cyclops date

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.

I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.

by maxinca May 15, 2012