Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine

A term used to describe a random Indian restaurant my mom drove past.

Jansen is so hot and saw Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine.

by SpaghetsRcool December 4, 2021

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

lean cuisine

a boughetto way of defining a limousine.

We were so classy last night, we took a lean cuisine out to the bar.

by tdk0524 January 10, 2011

blackout cuisine

blackened top ramen, burnt beans in a can, charcoal tater tots,house on fire(extreme conditions) basically shit youk cook in a blacked out state due to the ill effects of alcohol> usually happens when your single and dont have the means for blackout sex.

"joe likes to cook blackout cuisine. hes a douchebag!

by virginmary66 July 5, 2009

Bro cuisine

Any kind of cuisine (but these foods and drinks are primarily taste dry and bitter) served, eaten and made ironically yet primarily to "men"/"bro(s)" like hamburgers/sandwiches, steaks, dry seafood, alcoholics, other bony foods, etc... As opposed to those primarily served, eaten and made by women yet ironically like cake(s). pastries, etc. and that is described as "Sis cuisine"

"Bro cuisine" feels ironic to me... No skinny and tall b**ch have ever tried that at all...

by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018

Lean Cuisine

Main Entry: lean cui-sine
Pronunciation: \ˈlēn, kwi-ˈzēn, kwē-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English lenen, Late Latin coquina --- more at Felix

1 : a chronic marijuana smoker
2 : to lean
3 : Felix

That guy smokes just as much as Lean Cuisine!

by anonylol October 24, 2008

International Cuisine

The International Cuisine is Employment for bums, full of illegal immigrants that only want free bags of curry Powder and onions. They stand at the side of converbelts and spit and throw melted biro's into microwave meals. There are 3 different shifts:

10pm - 6am ; For the stoners
6am - 2pm : For the Immigrants so they don't get took back to the middle east
2pm - 10pm: for the rest of the bums

Muva im going to get our 14 kilos of Curry powder for dinna

by Cain March 15, 2004