CuntMonkey

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

cuntmuzzle

Similar to pussy whipped;

1. Over time sounding more and more like your girlfriend/wife

2. Never getting a word in and only doing what your girlfriend/wife wants

She's got a cuntmuzzle on him.

He only does what she wants cuz she put a cuntmuzzle on him.

by dogboy May 31, 2005

cuntmotherfucker

A person who is a cunt who also likes to, enjoys, or does fuck mothers.

Also an amusing derogatory term

You stupid cuntmotherfucker!

You wonderful cuntmotherfuck.

by WhiteyWacker June 3, 2007

cuntmaggot

Literally, of course, the maggot of a cunt.

However, in general a very strong insult, applied to a truly despicable and egregiously unpleasant person.

That Dick Cheney is a fucking cuntmaggot.

by wyldwyl April 17, 2008

Cuntmonger

1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes

Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !

by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010

Cuntman

See Caitlin Jenner

Caitlin Jenner is a cuntman
He is literally a dude with pussy.

by Kotarojujo069 March 2, 2022

Cuntmander

A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.

The cuntmander spewed its juices.

by Anal Anny November 26, 2003