Catful

The existance of a person with no significant other, and no social life to any extent. This person's life consists of doilies, floral print, and the essential ingredient; cats. The catful person can only look forward to the love and devotion of their many cats. The cats will have names that represent the pitiable existance of their owner, such as "Sippy Cup"

"Melianie will live a catful life due to her lack of socialblilty."

"The woman who works in the book store most likely lives a catful existance."

by Pavarti Patil January 17, 2008

Ctfu

Cowboy the fuck up

I hear my knee

Ctfu and let's get moving

by John dorians polare August 5, 2015

catfunt

Used to describe someone who is very fat.

Dave Smith is a catfunt

by Nick Watson November 27, 2004

CTFU

Cracking The f##k up

Girl you got me CTFU

by Ythelove💜❤️ July 6, 2019

Catfucker

a gorgeous beautiful woman who makes out with 5 men a night at local frats

Damn that girl was definately catfucker.

by KSKsquad November 21, 2004

CTFU

ctfu is an abbreviation for carb the fuck up meaning sugar does not make you fat and eat as much carbohydrate as possible for optimum muscle glycogen

"I heard that durianrider guy lean as FUCK"
"yeah he does the CTFU programme"

by harley johnstone September 19, 2017

Cutfuk

To put ur penis in the cat. and hole will do. it provides long living with a healthy life.

My dad fucked the cat. now it is 14 years old with more enerhgy then before.

by cornflakes July 9, 2004