Crepe

Crepe is a piece of shit type of pokemon. He likes sundaes and lollipops but he ain't getting any.

That crepe is one motherfucker, damn dude.

by Riverriver April 9, 2015

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Creve Coeur Crepe

Two unattractive men vigorously scissoring to the point of ejaculations, whilst screaming there mother's names in swxual gratification.

Did you see those two homeless me. Doing the creve coeur crepe under the bridge??

by Grandmasbasket March 25, 2025

in-crepe-ulous

when something is incredulous but you need to make a crepe pun

"How much are you selling crepes for?"
"5 pounds"
"That's in-crepe-ulous"

by mishiexists March 11, 2024

crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013

crepe

Commomly mistaken for the french delicacy crepè a crepe is when someone need to use the bathroom.

madison: omg bro i need to go to the bathroom

zahli: why do you need to crepe
madison: yes i’m going to crepe my pants

by jancer67 October 6, 2025

Crepes

British Slang Term For Shoes

roadman: "AY RUN ME THEM CREPES"
average citizen: oh no

by kkrbek] September 6, 2023