cradling an otter

needing to take a shit

Where's the damn bathroom, I've been cradling an otter for two hours!

by Overheard in NY November 9, 2006

crawling the walls

When someone is so horny that they really need a good fuck. Mainly used by females.

After I broke my vibrator, I've been crawling the walls every night waiting for my man to get home.

by Fred Riahi May 26, 2006

sea crawlies

A reference to all sea food, including lobster, fish, shrimp, calamari, oysters, etc. with a negative connotation implying that one does not like the sea food.

I don't like sea crawlies, so I'm NOT going to eat at Red Lobster.

by GizmoKoolKat February 27, 2008

crawlingpeter

booyakasha

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Crawlingflour

Just couldn’t find that captain

(For those who don’t know who he is, search him up or go on 9gag)

Crawlingflour: cap?
9gaggers: *upvote

by CheeseLover84 January 20, 2020

Crawling inside your bellybutton

Someone who wants to literally be their significant other/friend/acquaintance. They constantly need to be touching you or around you, and if they don’t see you for a day, they complain about it. If someone they like to be around hangs out with other friends without them, they also complain about it. They are obsessed with quantity over quality.

“Dude Chelsea is crawling inside your bellybutton lately”

“Why is your friend acting like she/he wants to literally be you? She’s/He’s crawling inside your bellybutton”

by User123sike456 December 20, 2020

crawling bat

"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."

-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.

-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.

by Traycove September 18, 2023