Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.

When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.

by ThragP April 8, 2009

crabshack

n. a crusty slut (can be used for both sexes)

Billy was sure to use a condom before doing the crabshack from the bar.

by Sandra Salsbury January 16, 2004

Crabstinence

The sacred vow to save oneself from crustacean intercourse until crustacean wedlock. It's about purity.

I would never bone that Dugeness, but I've taken a vow of crabstinence.

by savagenapkin January 11, 2009

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

Crastic

Exceptionally terrible. A complete and utter waste of time for everyone involved on all levels.

Everything Harry as ever posted on the internet is crastic in the extreme.

by Rozzlol August 7, 2011

Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004