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Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.
Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019
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Cinegraphical Convenience

A part of a movie that is so overly unbelievable ,that it can only be brought upon by utter laziness of the writers/directors.
"Oh no, the main character just died 20 minutes in !?"

"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."

"....how cinegraphically convenient...."

"(sigh)"

-cinegraphical convenience
by Bravo.0 May 11, 2011
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Stool Conference

When a gay man has to schedule a time with his boyfriend to abuse his anus because the boyfriend is too busy getting his back blown out by the rest of the gay community.
Will had to schedule a stool conference with drunk Jeff the gay dentist because Jeff had too many patients to see.
by Wilma Fingerdoo May 14, 2008
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Conference Call of Duty

Having a conference all over a game of Call of Duty instead of using a regular telephone or Skype. While a fun way to discuss things, most people find that they are good at talking and playing Call of Duty, but not both at the same time.
Yeah, we worked out the details of our trip over a conference call of duty.
by Jadder Obbins November 28, 2011
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Leastern Conference

Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.
Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.

Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.

Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.
by Concerned User July 3, 2014
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Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
by mind the gap October 14, 2011
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Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.
You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature
by crc5654 September 24, 2011
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