Congress

A collective noun used for crocodiles

A congress of crocodile attacking a deer near the river.

by Rambo Tan June 22, 2022

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

by ACRScout February 1, 2010

Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!

Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Congress Park (Congo)

Chill spot to hangout and best ledges to skate in Saratoga Springs, NY. Definitely the #1 spot to fuck around with tourists and crash a wedding bc mfs be having those shits there every damn weekend. Also houses an UNGODLY amount of ducks holy shit.

Yo wanna skate Congress Park (Congo)?

by _._._:) June 11, 2022

congress party

a party where everyone doing drugs and drink

A: Hey, congress party?
B: No, I don’t like drugs.

by weedndrugsparty July 30, 2018

Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.

Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.

by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011