committia

The name of the social disease that describes somebody with a fear of commitment.

That's the third girl in six months that Matt has broken up with. He must suffer from committia.

by M.Sherman January 9, 2009

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Ninja-Commenting / Liking

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.

Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...

by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009

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committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015

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Commishing

"Commishing" is a mysterious act with no clear definition. Some say it refers to murder, others say it's masturbation. Ultimately, it's a mystery...

Me: Ok, I am going to go and Commish now
George R. R. Martin: What is Commishing????
Me: idk

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 3, 2022

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Commenting

No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.

You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

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