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Cock Shot

Inserting a drumstick into the urethra of your penis, getting a boner, and slamming your cock against a drumhead to produce a unique and satisfying rimshot, or in this case, a cock shot.
Why is Isaac in the hospital?

He was practicing his cock shots and got a splinter.
by Drumstickfuckers August 30, 2014
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cock shot

a tremendous home run in the games of baseball or softball. A home run that when it leaves the bat there is no doubt that it is headed over the fence.
Manny Ramirez's 3-run cock shot off of Yankee starter Mike Mussina helped the Red Sox defeat the Yankees 6-4.
by Dave Malone April 22, 2007
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cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.
"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"
by nele August 31, 2007
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cockshow

A verbal altercation, usually between wannabe alpha-males, as each one tries to out-do the other in terms of being more cool/trendy/tough/hard/fly et cetera. The attitude is typically in your face; fortunately, each male is usually surrounded by enough of his friends who can hold him back for the sake of the other guy should things threaten to get physical. In fact, he may have to ask them to do so, purely for the other guy's safety, of course.

In effect, what each is trying to convey is "my penis is bigger than yours" while hoping they will not be called on it. It would probably be easier for each involved guy to drop his pants before the argument starts and just give the victory to the most well-endowed of them.

In most cases nothing comes of it at all, and each male retires to his circle of friends claiming to have won.
Guy #1: I'll hit you so hard you'll have to walk three blocks to find your face!
Guy #2: Please! I'll hit you so hard your family will die.
Guy #1: Yeah? You and whose army?
Guy #2: You're lucky these guys are holding me back!
Random bystander: This is a complete cockshow - nothing's going to happen. Let's go somewhere else.
by Jennan the Mad October 27, 2005
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cocksnot

1) Any seminal secretion from ones penis, cock, fuckstick, etc. 2) A colorful derogatory term to label any person acting rude, ignorant and the like.
1) "I filled Jenny's cumdumpster with and assload of cocksnot!"

2) "Did you see that cocksnot cut in line?"
by WeirdBird May 6, 2006
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cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass
AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!
by mach46 May 21, 2009
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cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.
This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.
by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006
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