Irish Closing Time

The Act of Finding EVERY Drink in the Bar and Consuming it before A. the bar closes, B.someone throws you out or C. you pass out. This includes stealing other drinks as well.

John ended up in the hospital last night because he stole a mans drink during Irish Closing Time.

by TheIrishman1up May 23, 2010

kita closing

To get closer to someone or saying we r closed.
Used by najiha's speako friends at her ig's live

Mira: kau ngan aku genk
Najiha: kira kita closing
Random ppl: lebih kurang gitu ah, tapi dok gitu pong, dia mcm gane ah?

by Bungasayang November 16, 2021

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

curtain closing

getting arrested and then dating that officer

Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.

by delilahjones June 20, 2025

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Cloinger

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".

Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...

by robert the crutch May 21, 2011