Clog job

The clogging of two person's anuses by standing back-to-back and shitting into one another untill the feces stiffens.

"Dang, Sue! I havent been able to use the bathroom ever sence that clog job last month!"

by Brett Elliott January 2, 2007

clog smoking

smoking a cigar in a garage while wearing stylish clog shoes

dude i clog smoked all night (clog smoking)

by electric slide king February 26, 2010

Clog Blogged

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.

Casey was so proud of being gay he clog blogged his whole twitter page

by Jaff H. July 6, 2009

clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.

person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.

by p-low July 21, 2010

Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.

Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

Clog and run

When you take such a big dump at a friend’s house the toilet clogs and you immediately leave

Moritz: “last week I pulled a clog and run, they had to call a plumber”

by Vrickster December 7, 2018

Clog and Pop

When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.

"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"

by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020