championitis

The disease/sickness of being good at everything, or always winning.

"Wow, we won again, I need to get rid of this championitis, so we can level the playing field."

by TheHonor August 4, 2009

Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

by Josh1510 December 9, 2008

Atlanta Champagne

Coca Cola served in a glass, all fancy like.

"Would you like another Atlanta Champagne Sir?"

by akaikubi February 11, 2006

champaignin

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.

"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "

by bankz316 October 22, 2013

Campaign Cute

While working on long political campaigns with staff and interns you often lower your expectations because there is no one attractive on them.

Dude, I think she's hot.

Nah, she's just campaign cute

by poli intern July 25, 2010

Water Champion

Tom Segura

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.

by Bitchbooger November 11, 2016

Champagne Shit

When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)

I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit

by Kai Karl June 11, 2006