Rubbing the casket

dating / having sex with an old person

Did you hear? John's new girlfriend is like 67 years old. Hes really rubbing the casket!

by legnA2012 August 25, 2011

cock casket

female's love tunnel - vagina

I tore up that lady's cock casket for a good 20 minutes before giving her a belly dump.

by dirtychezrich December 28, 2007

casket nap

When an elderly person takes a nap, face up, with arms/hands folded in the lap, and they do not move the entire time.

Dude my dad came over and took a casket nap on my couch. I was afraid to check to see if he was breathing!

by kaffeina August 06, 2009

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.

Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!

by Pialinist September 04, 2020

Open Casket

Verb/Noun; The act of sucking a males penis.

syn. Blowjob, Sloppy Dinner, Rude Breakfast
ant. Anal, Vaginal, Cuddling

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an 'Open Casket' in the car last night."

"Thanks to that bitch, her Open Casket gave me every STD known to man!!!"

by whostolerogerrabbit August 05, 2009

casket fever

a person specifically a gold digging woman with herpes who looks like she rose from the dead and is on the hunt for your rolex.

1. dgwh&r holds it down when the casket fever comes to town.
2. even though mik thought she was hot stuff, her dreadful looking appearance made it clear she had casket fever.

by gtothep June 05, 2007

Iron Casket

The act of shoving a iron rod up a womans vagina and then putting her in a casket to lay dead and then fucking her over the course of a week.

Come here you whore I'm going to Iron Casket you!

by KrunchyTittyMuncher October 07, 2019