1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
by psycosonic April 3, 2025
Get the Carneymug. Isaiah Carney is the definition of a sigma male, he is greater than any human being to ever exist and everyone wishes to be like him.
by ballsinadeepfryer March 22, 2022
Get the Isaiah Carneymug. A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement
“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022
Get the Carney Commentmug. A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.
“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022
Get the Carney Commentmug. by JasPug15 February 19, 2025
Get the will carneymug. Noun: Carney is a slur for someone who adheres to the carnist ideology, someone who thinks they're a carnivore, but really they're an oppressor of other species, a speciesist.
Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.
Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.
Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.
Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.
Noam Chomsky seems smart, but he's just another carney. He appeals to the Nirvana fallacy to keep abusing animals.
A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.
A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.
by Skyjack23 September 2, 2023
Get the Carneymug. a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."
by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025
Get the carbon tax carneymug.