Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 5, 2012

Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

semen cape

When one ejaculates on a girls upper back and lets it run down to her ass.

I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style when I pulled out and blasted copious amounts of my seed on her back.. The bitch looked like Super Girl but with a semen cape.

by cumpilation December 21, 2008

Capeverdeans

I want to start off with no we're not all related ! We're from Cape Verde, west coast of Africa. Most of us are living in Brockton, we're taking over ! We got beautiful females, the best food, & dances. If you ever danced passada, ate cachupa, you've experienced a little part of our culture.

We got good music, couple artists are Deon Chase, Big J, Passada Barbosa, Nelson Freitas, Mika Mendes.

S/O to all Capeverdeans

by @newdegelo February 24, 2013

caedon

Caedon is the kind of guy who is extremely goofy and rarely serious. He can be a complete asshole, but you can't help but love him. He also complains a lot about the most random things. He's socially awkward around people he's not used to seeing, but once you get to know him, you'll see how crazy he really is.

wow, i want to be a caedon

by all the usernames!!! June 7, 2016

Gentlemans Cape

A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.

That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....

by Spleeg August 6, 2012

Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).

Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"

by Belly22 January 5, 2013