J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
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The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
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Get the beanis mug.The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
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