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What happens to you when you use AOL.
I signed up for 300 free hours with AOL, and then preceeded to bend over and spread my cheeks...
by Hiro August 29, 2003
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Canadian Buttfucker

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.
1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."
by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010
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Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.
I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.
by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010
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ButtFuck, Tenessee

Coined by rapper Bizzare ButtFuck Tennessee is used as a term like Up Shit's creek without a paddle or as a small rural town that is boring. Also used n question form to insult someone hick or country.
Person One: Dude there's nothing in this town but a dollar tree.
person two: Welcome to ButtFuck, Tenessee

Hick: Hay ya young' ins wha ya dog gone stoled my gitty up
me: Where are you from? ButtFuck, Tenessee?

Person 1: He knows you slept with his daughter and he knows where you sleep at night.
Person 2: Well i'm in ButtFuck, Tenessee.
by ColeonBurckett January 25, 2009
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Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 18, 2007
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buttfuck

to ram in the ass with a penis or dildo
dickhead
i want to buttfuck your sister
by fartsniffer May 25, 2002
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y halo thar buttsecks?

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3
by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004
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