dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.

I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants

by Boom_shaka_laka_faka November 4, 2015

butt monkey

a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.

'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'

by apologeticbuttmonkey April 24, 2008

Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

butt monkey

Name for a male homosexual.

One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.

by wmotor December 31, 2008

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

To do something stupid! That is unexpected, when in the brr

God sake, your being such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey, you divvy cow!!

by Bernard Roy Atherton June 19, 2009

butt monkey

A secret clan of monkeys favoring the ass and all phornications of it.

My freind Nick Lehr was being such a butt monkey this morning.

by A FREIND February 7, 2003

bushmonkey

a woman of the unusually hairy variety, expecially in the "nether" regions. ex. Madonna in her Playboy pictures.

Hey, yo, weasel that bitch was such a bushmonkey that it would take me all day, a compass, and a brushhog to find her frog.

by Cinna January 5, 2005