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Silent Butler

The act of sneaking up behind someone while draping a chlorophorm-doused towel over your arm, yelling "more tea sir?" and applying it to the face from behind to perform various sexual acts while in a standing position.
A: Dude, did you hear what happened to Rachel?

B: No, What?

A: She was at some fancy party and she got silent butlered!

B: Wow! That's rough
by dougyfresh908 October 27, 2011
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Buried

To make someone else look bad and make yourself look like the shit
"Dude i just buried my ex, everyone hates that bitch"
"HAHA, Well at least everyone likes you now"
by Y2kevin May 7, 2015
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gerard butler

Possibly one of the hottest Scottish actors around with the most incredible eyes and an accent to reduce grown women to giggling schoolgirls; has a reputation of being one of the nicest actors around; sex on legs.
My god that man is an incredible...it must be Gerard Butler!
by Le moi September 7, 2008
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buftie

One who displays homosexual tendancies whilst not actually being a poof.
see all they italians that live in Glasgow, they're all bufties.
by the bag boy April 16, 2005
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Gerard Butler

AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS Scottish actor who stars in the movie Phantom of the Opera. He is a hilarious man, who is always nice to his Tarts!
Hot damn! There's Gerard Butler lookin' gorgeous!
by HockeyChick July 15, 2008
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A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
by Coell June 13, 2006
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Kitty Butler

A lesbian in a loving relationship with another woman, who leaves her girlfriend for a man, generally due to internalised homophobia.

Named after a character in the book and miniseries, Tipping the Velvet, who leaves her girlfriend to marry her manager, despite really loving her girlfriend.
When Nan got home, she found her beloved in bed with their male manager. What a fucking Kitty Butler!!!
by Nan King June 28, 2009
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