Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.

Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.

by chickenboy May 2, 2018

Butcher Boys

A group of three alpha males who dominate the streets....they are also an emerging boy band.

‘Hey look it’s Noah, Callum and Charles’
Person 2: ‘ you mean the Butcher Boys?’

by ButcherBoy2 January 1, 2020

Butcher's Gust

Westcountry word for a pungeant, meaty, medium-rate fart.

"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"

"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."

by WillyCravemore September 29, 2020

Butcher's bill

The amount of deaths by an event or war.

By the end of CoVID19 outbreak in March the"Butcher's Bill" had exceeded a half million Americans.

by Tabie March 21, 2020

butcher dick

a dirty dude that doesn't clean his knob after hes dropped a load in his hand or he'll probably tell you that he's had a babe.IT smell like when you go into a small time closed up butcher shop.

here comes butcher dick,I wonder who he reckons hes fucked today.

by MADANGEL August 20, 2005

Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

by Ian Shine August 2, 2005

Butcher's Apron

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.

Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!

by Sir Reist December 12, 2010