Burl Fubs

large ass eating man. loves both men and women. has a small penis but knows how to use it like a real man. raised of 2 dads he is extremely homophobic and kills every single one he finds. Burl Fubs turns women inside out with the use of his tiny penis. he is a monster wanted by the law for acts of extreme orgasm causing death. Burl

Fubs is known to ejaculate at least 40 gallons at a time, drowning all within 20 miles.

neil is so fucking burl fubs man its amazing. he cums so much

by nigga griff December 4, 2017

Sand Burglar

Any Middle-Eastern person you encounter who either annoys you or bothers you in any way.

Today I was playing basketball in my driveway. I went to get a drink and when I came back my basketball was missing. I assume a sand burglar stole my basketball and deep fried it for dinner.

by BiiPolarBear August 8, 2009

toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017

Aaron Burr

Cool dude, not his fault. It was all Hamilton's fault. First off, Burr aimed for his arm. 2nd, Hamilton installed hair triggers, its almost like he wanted Burr to shoot him. Burr was a feminist, hated slavery for moral, not economical reasons. He was ok.

Dude 1: Dude, Aaron Burr sucks, he shot Hamilton.
Dude 2: He didn't mean to, it wasn't his fault, Hamilton sucked anyway.
Dude 1 + All Hamilton fans: *cries*

by aaronburrsucks November 25, 2020

burnley wallet

the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.

That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.

by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004

ass burglar

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.

The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.

by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

burnletsky

To pull a burnletsky is to go from nothing to everything in the sexual world in one night. A burnletsky can only properly occur when one has never kissed a girl outside of the family on the mouth before, and somehow ends up hooking up, getting a blow job, having sex, etc. in one ultimate night. To pull a burnletsky is the most desired thing for any who are able to pull it off (never kissed...).

GUY 1: dude, did you hear about alex?

GUY 2: naaw bro what happened?

GUY 1: he totally pulled a burnletsky last night!

GUY 2: thats effin awesome! I wish I could pull a burnletsky!

by rydoked April 21, 2010